If any one of you people out there tried this on me, you better believe someone gonna die.
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jonavy's angry corner
Hey, I'm pissed. Why? pfft, i wish I knew, I am one bitter dude, but I'll muster a topic up... hmmm.... AH! Im mad at awkward people. You're probably asking yourself, what does he mean by awkward people? Dude, chill, I was just getting there. I KNOW you know someone you try to avoid. Unfortunately, I know too many. In college, my "career choice" seems to attract the weirdest of the weird. The guy who never gets the pound right (handshake) or the dude who gives you the third degree for nor reason (same dude for me) or the guy who tries too hard to be your friend (still the same guy).
Look, if you get panic attacks when you approach a person to talk to them, stay the fuck away or eat a bucket of chill pills because you're most likely that weird fuck. Im weird, and I embrace my people, but dammit man, be confident and talk like you're aware of your actions. ARG I HATE AWKWARD SITUATIONS, or how about when you don't know a polite way to say fuck off. I've even told people, listen guy, your creeping me out I gotta go, and they laugh! BITCH I JUST SAID YOU'RE A CREEP! ::sigh:: I just wanna know some normal weirdos like me, geez...
agua's words of wisdom
DO NOT buy people gifts that you yourself would not want. That's right. Let's be logical. Would you want that ugly hand knitted sweater you made out of the world's ugliest colors and of the itchiest material ever? Certainly not. Why not go with the nice hoodie from H&M or some really nice jeans from Express. Cuz seriously, do you really wanna be the only person in the room who got someone THAT ugly present. At least provide a receipt for the ugly thing.
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